failbag:

I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me

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jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

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darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

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brain-food:

big shout out to my teen years on the internet. 

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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zggamarchive:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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troyesivan:

"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"image

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adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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Catfished in 2014

You: babe get on skype im tired of looking at just pictures
Fakeass: im sorry babe i dont have a smart phone or wifi
You: .....but i met you thru instagram
Fakeass: babe wow how could you not trust me?! I thought you loved me
You: fine.....but i really cant believe im dating a model from ANTM Season 3 :)))

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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