couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via rayrosenarvaezjr)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via danger-to-your-pants)


knightscrest:

a farmer’s favorite article of clothing is a crop top

(via foreveralone-lyguy)


omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

(via inoticeyoureanerdfighter)


serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(via hate)


You derailed the train!”

(via jimehhh)


alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

(via penguincas)


killermapper:

Never. It has no brakes.

killermapper:

Never. It has no brakes.

(via mavin-mania)



jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

(via holyromanquagmire)


queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via cat-and-parrot)


noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

image

without it its just

image

NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

(via sarcastic-snowflake)


I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13

(via toolazytolive)


urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

(via vickymaree)


me and my pirate gf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: ur legs r so smooth babe..

gf: that me wooden leg

(via vanillish)