(via sidekickjoey)


vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

(via averypottermormon)


theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via punkmonksteven)


neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)


kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(via iwentcakeless)


breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via punk--and-disorderly)


bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via courtingindecision)



joshpeck:

i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me

(via castameer)


breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

(via ruinedchildhood)


(via elemeno-pee)


britneyandthediamondz:

I miss THIS Rihanna :(

britneyandthediamondz:

I miss THIS Rihanna :(

(via opraah)


arieces:

OH MY GOD

(via snouler)


dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via tonystarkr)