so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
|You:||babe get on skype im tired of looking at just pictures|
|Fakeass:||im sorry babe i dont have a smart phone or wifi|
|You:||.....but i met you thru instagram|
|Fakeass:||babe wow how could you not trust me?! I thought you loved me|
|You:||fine.....but i really cant believe im dating a model from ANTM Season 3 :)))|
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement