nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

image

(via opraah)


dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via walrusberries)



plastic-tit:

they should have casted my earphones for Tangled

(via penisvvrinkle)


kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

(via boogiefever)


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herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

(via sass-stilinski)


chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via dulect)


64px:

ceeberoni:

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

(via hxrleyquinns)


mydogsnokes:

green square doesn’t understand true love

mydogsnokes:

green square doesn’t understand true love

(via angrybroccoli)


follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(via vivalacobra)


(via bumble--bot)


invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

(via sniffing)



officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

(via nightlightofcelobia)